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The JENNYSEAT Interview:
Diana, The People's Princess
JENNYSEAT: Princess Diana, thank you for granting us this interview. How are you today?
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JENNYSEAT: What do you think of the outpouring of love and affection that the world showed for you after the car accident in Paris?
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JENNYSEAT: Did you get the flowers I sent? It would have been a bigger bouquet, but it costs a hell of a lot to phone in flowers from America all the way to England. Anyway, did you get them?
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JENNYSEAT: Have you heard any of the jokes about you? Some of them are truly awful. I heard one that goes, "do you know what the last thing that went through Princess Diana's mind was?"
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JENNYSEAT: "The dashboard."
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JENNYSEAT: Cool. Have you got big plans for the future?
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JENNYSEAT: Alright, then. Any final thoughts?
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JENNYSEAT: Great. Thank you for your time!